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Welcome to Morphine endorsed plebeian pseudosubmission floggings!

Down with the ad bot!

NEW! MailForm, so you can e-mail me DIRECT from here!

This page does change so come back and reload.

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?!!!
Stupid FortuneCity! Nobody wants that stupid ad box there!
	That's me in the middle if you can guess who those other guys are I'll give you a nice kick in the head.
Moo!
	Blah blah blah blah. I am 1980 years old. Blah blah blah. I come from bananaland. This is my dad. SHUT UP!
That's close enough.
	This is my mom. Quit laughing. She does music [or at least in her head she does]. La la la la la la. Look at me. La la la la la la.
Links
Gifez. Gif files don't suck that much. Run little man, run. Big Dump. Links. Turdz. OK links. Heil me at: DIRECT! [email protected] [Use Me!] or [email protected] [secondary, dont use me] or [email protected][third...ary don't use me either]

My URL: http://come.to/example


I got it for free at http://come.to

You owe me THOUSAND dollors. Heil me! Look upon the others.

Future plans!!! [thwarted]

• Add a conspiracy page where I can comlpain about the non-exhistant. [Click Here!]

• Find out if I can use CGI things so I can do stuff like a guest book or something. [I can, but only what they say I can, implemented soon]

• Add stuff to this page, cool stuff, like a place where you can download my useless stuff. [this idea sucks]

• Learn VB script so I can do that.[nah]

-Lord PiP